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Heh.  So Sarah Palin has now been christened a “sexy puritan.”  Has anyone else managed to picture that?  Ew.

(And also, why does that pretty much just sound like a nice version of “virgin whore?”)

No, not *me*.  Some guy on CraigsList (which I sort of worship as a cruel deity these days, what with the apartment hunting).  Every now & then you find kind of a gem there.  Check it out:

“I present my arguments, in bullet form, why Spongebob Square pants is the perfect girl.

He’s low maintenance. No matter what happens to him, he never needs validation from anyone, for anything. He never asks Patrick to tell him who he is, never uses his friction with Squidward to bolster his own ego. All his energy is focused outward. He never complains about those results either, just trudges ahead with infectious optimism.

He’s a good cook. In fact, he makes unquestionably the best burger in Bikini Bottom. People come from everywhere to the Crab Shack for one of his Crabby Patties. How rare is a girl who can cook, and enjoys it?

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Some good points, actually.